Yummy Chrispy Tine: beach

Not being able to buy in advance ferry tickets, we took a total of 15 hours to get to Tioman!! While waiting for our ferry from Mersing, we just sat and drank. Walk and then drank some more. Drank till i turn orange from all that fruit juice.

And finally, we reach our island of seclusion. Its really seclusion because there is no public phones around, no reception on mobiles, no ferries out. All you do is.....

Swim, swim, swim!

Hmm...droplets of sweat glistening. Oh, and i must inject this "Zac Efron is SOOOOOO HANDSOME!!!!" Haha. Ok, i know it's rather inappropriate but i took my girlfriend yesterday to an exclusive preview of 17 Again (Zac was sitting beside me). Surprisingly, the movie was really good. Not a dumb teenage flick but really funny and enjoyable.

I've never gone ga-ga or a fan of any celebrity. but yes, Zac and Tom Welling is the most handsome in my opinion. As for Chinese actors, it would be Daniel Wu and Jet Li (don't ask me why him!)

As for which females i think is hot, i have a long list. Alot of them are hot. I like looking at girls.

These black stripe yellow fishes are obvious cam whores!! Look at the video i took of them (towards the end of clip). They swim towards my camera, with their big unblinking eyes and open mouths. Close up, a little bit like Pirahna.

Having a lover also means a compaitable travelling partner. It's SO DIFFICULT to find friends to travel with! Usually, it's money issues (my friends nor my brothers have a savings habit).Otherwise it's a compatibility issue. Like who wants to do what, go where. Like swimming with the sharks, had to do alone. Bungee jumping, had to do alone. And usually, such activities are futher away from mainland. On the Sydney/Melbourne trip, i was blessed to have my girlfriends witness and take photos (very important!) of me diving with the sharks. They paid their own entrance and ferry fee. I was very touched, they had no obligation to. I was prepared to do the entire journey alone, just so to get another tick off my 'death wish'. I bought them lunch in appreciation.

And so as i explains to him, having a lover means having a permanent travel companion. Because more often than not, he/she is obliged to be available to you, for you. I mean, if i really have to, i have no qualms travelling alone. But i don't see any fun going overseas alone (UNLESS it's a SOLEY shopping trip!). Who's going to take pictures!!I see the air stewardesses buying tripod stands. But solo pictures are so boring!

So it's a bonus we're both adventure freaks. However, in the sea, he's more adventurous than me. I'm not a good swimmer, i dare not swim far and in strong currents. I take calculated risks.

Do you fear death? Sometimes i do, sometimes i don't. I don't because of faith, i do because there're many things i love in life.

We stayed at Salang Indah resort. I wouldn't really call it a resort, as it has no hot water, concrete floors, wooden beds. But i'm not a princess, so i could live. All i need is a place to bathe (even if cold) and a bed to sleep. The most posh hotel i've ever stayed was in Bali (only 1 in my 23 years of life!) which was sponsored. I have NEVER paid for a luxurious resort before. Even on family holidays, i end up taking the couch. As you can remember, the second most luxurious would already be Bintan, because of room service. Haha.

I'm just simple, easily satisfied with no unreasonable demands. I believe in saving accomodation cost so i can do more on my holidays or travel more destinations. But i have to admit, after living in the one in Bali, it certainly IS very shiok to return to a posh room even though you spend most of your time out.

So, after all that snorkelling and diving, we decided to fish! Here was the plan: we recee the waters out by snorkelling so we know where all the big fishes are...then we go rent a rod to cast it in the spot where we saw.

and below the jetty are SWARMS of fishes. And where the small fishies are, the big ones lurk. We saw a baracuda snapping away for food.

So he cast the rod, laid it down and said, "Now we wait." I was already taking out my chips, my mineral water and poker cards ready for a wait..when within seconds, the rod start to vibrate!

It was all very exciting when he just jumped over the railing, the whole time just shouting for "knife, knife, where's the knife!" and went down the slippery steps with a group of boys following (to join in the action?). It was a breath stopping operation. All he wanted to do was to free that poor fish. Because it was not really the sort of fish we eat usually. But it was BIG.He panicked. Because he really feels alot for the gasping fish. Its either free him fast enough to return to the sea, or kill it so it dies fast and painless.

The hook was too deep. A group of people gathered to see the commotion and started snapping/video-ing away at the 'crime scene'. Maybe we're on Youtube. Hah!

We were hoping for a Baracuda for dinner. Instead, got a File fish. He felt really bad because it is more of a coral fish than an edible fish. Although, there ARE people who eat it. In Korea, it's a popular dried snack. It's so colourful when alive, but lost its colours once out from the water. Felt even more guilty when we actually saw it swimming happily in front of us from our earlier dive!

I tried to console him by saing it's the circle of life. Fishes are part of our food chain.File fishes usually feed on algae. So our bait (squid) must be a real treat for it! At least it had a good last supper.

We took it to the restaurant and got them to BBQ Mr. File for us.

Watched the sun set as we waited for our dinner to be cooked. I think this is a really pretty picture. I am So Good. Heh.

See what i mean? We saw it in our earlier dive!

Now, it's this. In loving memory of Mr. File. I told him maybe he can name his kid after the fish. Just so he can feel better about stomaching it. And then, i suddenly thought, what is the digestion process of a fish like? It was a big peice of bait it ate, and i doubt it had time to digest it. So when we gut the fish, will we find our bait inside?

Mr. File tasted very fresh, soft and sweet. Sounds like a girl, isn't it? Hmmm...dirty thoughts. LOL.

We drank fruit juice and ate ice cream everyday by the beach. I'm not sure if the island people cannot understand us, or they are simply too contented to change their usual ways. When we tell them, NO SUGAR..they still put sugar in.

It rained quite abit while we were there. Thus the colours were not quite what i would like them to be. Rather gloomy. Had to edit the exposure and contrast with the computer.

On Salang, there're about 3 or 4 accomodations to choose. 3 main restaurants, 2 Ramlee burger stalls, 1 pub, 4 diving schools, 1 main convenience store, 4 other small ones selling LIZARD FOOD, bread for fishes and renting gear.

This was the other main restaurant where we tried on first day. I saw one of these babies in the sea! And i had them for dinner too. Haha! Stingray is my FAVOURITE! But do not try sambal kangkong or stingray on Tioman. ITS NOT THE SAME!

This place has an outdoor screen which plays Discovery Channel. We had to think what to do after dinner one night. Everyone heads to the one pub on the island. It's always rowdy there every night. We steered clear. We thought, a movie would be nice. Alas, our room has no TV. So we headed here and requested for a movie to be played on the large screen. Voila, we had our own outdoor cinema under the stars! Picked Ong Bak 2 and immediately have other diners' eyes hooked. It's my second time watching and i never get tired of re-watching fighting shows!

We woke up late on our first morning. Rushed to arrive in time for the boat out to snorkelling spots. It was a 10.30am-2.30pm tour. With no breakfast and no time to pack lunch, we only had Mr. Pringles and Mrs. Coke for survial.

We rationed our precious snacks and watch hungrily as others eat their packed nasi lemak and padang. This looks like a Pringles ad. Again, i am SO GOOD. LOL.

Even the Komodo Dragons have it better than us as people throw them their leftovers. We feel sorry for the island though, as all these tourists left their thrash behind.

So hungry he had to make a sand burger.

I CANNOT be directed by the boyfriend. I feel SO SHY. but of the good shots that came out, he does have a certain eye.

I look like i'm rock climbing! Looks like i'm advertising Columbia or some watch maybe.

Rock Formations.

My favourite boy.

Alot of water droplets around as my camera was encased in its diving suit.

P.S totally illusive about Zac sitting beside me bit.

Note to self: need to re-watch all those Jap dramas and pause at Takeshi Sorimachi scenes, fantasize and revise Japanese textbook.

Another note to self: need to STOP buying clothes and shoes to fund the other travel plans scheduled this year (Europe, Taiwan, Vietnam, Bali, Darwin and Cambodia)

Last note to self: start selling stash of unworn clothes from Australia to blog readers.

The 'tourist' who actually knew Sentosa even better than i do. I'm gonna stay out of the sun for a while now...totally baked. Its not good for your skin you know!! As i get older, got to care for the crow's feet, age spots yadda yadda...

But er...maybe after i try cable-skiing first, and er...also after i finish my scuba diving course.

Oooh, this is so exciting. My life is becoming active again!

Introducing... the amazing amateur photographer friend of mine. Yes, he's in my reflection. Its always the amateurs who produce nice pics u know. I've had studio shoots by professionals, but not all of them turn out nice. Worse is, when they pick the ugliest one of me to front their product. Eesh...

I totally do not understand why i ALWAYS have this spastic look at the beach.

And then totally out of relevance, i back track to before the beach. Isn't this like a movie? U move forward, then flash back abit, then move forward.

Actually it's coz i batch upload. And you know i don't have the patience of reorganizing them.

Thanks to my air stewardess friend who invited me to join her and her friends. I've a new resolution. That is to stop being such a rigid boring person who just goes home to run everyday after work. One who only goes out if it fits her schedule. I'm gonna be more spontaneous from now on.

This dinner was interesting in a way, coz i thought i was joining her and her friends right. It ended somewhat like a speed dating concept. Not everyone knew everyone there. So there was alot of introducing to do. Which is all good, except the ratio of guys to girls was 3:1. 3 girls to 1 guy. So not a good thing for me. Hahahaha..but at least the girls were quite amiable. So i'm not complaining about making new friends. And i bet my existing guy friends are happier because those girls are actually quite pretty.

So then, fast forward again...Saturday we joined Cleo magazine to set the record of the most number of girls in bikinis to form the letter CLEO. I picked the alphabet 'C' naturally. I don't think the event was successful (ok, my real reason there was to spy on the 'competitor' Muahaha) Not successful because not ALOT of hot babes turned up (yay for me, because i hate crowds!) But the goodie bag was pretty neat. Except that the coke can burst and flooded my goodie bag!

Ok, i underestimated Singapore's beach. It can produce just as vibrant colours as Australia's. But of course, our sea is not as clean as theirs. Although ours is man-made, theirs is natural. You would think our maintenance would be better! But bleah...so darn dirty.

When i just started yoga, i nearly fell asleep! It was SOOOOO darn boring. Seriously, yoga is not for me. I can't stay still. But after doing for a few months, i'm beginning to think its a good work out. Challenging in fact. I look forward to each class now. Best of all, its only $2 per class. Subsidized by company :P

Oh, but i must tell you something funny!! In my first lesson right, this woman was in front of me...her ass was right in front of my face when we bend over..then suddenly, *pooooot*

She farted!! I was like 'waaaaaaat', then the person beside me farted too!! And everyone was like nonchalant. And then....er...erm...i farted too.

Ok, apparently all that stretching releases some gas.

The amateur photographer did some editing. He should have enlarged the top, size down the bottom though.

I'm like a pizza delivery girl.

So auntie-ish! Like we went shopping.

This was totally candid. It looked like we were bathing. Actually, someone really was washing their clothes there. Foreigners..guess who? Don't sue. Hahaa

The flip flops totally spoilt the look. As Dixi commented before about my shoes in my Hong Kong pics....haha..

Oh, shoot..i forgot to take a picture of this girl!! Oh my gosh, she turned up for this event right decked in 4 inch HEELS, heavy make-up (this still ok as most girls did anyway. Its Cleo's Swimsuit shoot!), and she wore a dramatic floppy hat! Not being shallow here, but her looks and body didn't make average. Wait, maybe that's how she'll draw attention.