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Passionate.

Saturday morning, we head up to Seletar in search for the abandoned barracks. Initially i thought it will be alot more eerie but thankfully not. There's alot of sunlight streaming in and we saw a bunch of students filming for their location video production module. They didn't have to tell us they were doing Star Wars as we can CLEARLY see.

Boy they were good with their make-up and costumes. They even had the jedi swords, complete with the "Ziing Ziiiiing" sound. We saw condoms (not surprising. Although who the hell wanna screw at such a eerie DIRTY place), beehives and DIAPERS! Eer...seriously, who hangs out here? I was tempted to flip this diaper over.

I bet it is eerie at night.
that IS my friend you see. Not some 'ghost'. And with this backdrop...we created

these pictures....

Can't wait to see the rest. If he don't make it as a photographer, he can be a fashion designer.

She has the softest curls.

She couldn't stop moving hence the blurred picture. But i always thought if i were to have a baby, i would like a boy.

Grin and bear it.

If i am your girlfriend, will you be happy that i surprised you with 3 cupcakes or will you be ashamed i made you put on a sequined bow? Either way, i know i'm fantastic! Hahahahahahaha.

You tell me Funny or Not.

A friend made my pictures "clearer". I felt something ridiculously odd when i first saw them.But then didn't think twice about it. Now i accidentally opened it again, and gosh! My EYES ARE OPEN WIDE STARING BACK AT ME.

Guess the originals.

This is why i never attempt to photoshop. It makes them so un-real.
Still, good effort my friend. I wondered how you did it :P

Pet Names Part 2.

Talking about real pets now...SPCA recently had a huge spike in unwanted pets due to the recession. I won't go into moral talk because that's boring. Actually, do you get a pet just because its cute? What if your baby is not cute. Do you then abandon it?

But ok, maybe i cannot compare humans and animals.

Nonetheless, these are the top 3 dogs i will adopt... because they are just....

SO CUTE!

That is...if mum allows a dog.

I want a dog so badly that during my childhood days being deprived, i filled that void with all sorts of pets.

Tortoises,fishes, birds, guinea pigs, rabbits i had them all. Although they weren't my choice of pets. They were all abandoned, i mean, given. And they all died....the terrapin showed us its new trick, by flipping over when placed upside down. Being young and playful, we flipped it over one day and forgot about it. It couldn't flip before dinner time. So it died.

Another one crawled into the hole in the kitchen and never saw the light again. Then i saw the video of the turtles mating and oh my, why have i not seen it when i was rearing them!! My tortoises have zero sex drive.

Fishes died naturally or just got eaten (by bigger fishes, not us). Guinea pigs died naturally, followed by the rabbits (knowing how close they were) but my brothers insisted i killed the black rabbit. Just because i bathed it. The birds died because my dad sunned it (thinking it needs Vitamin D). Then my brothers bought meal worms and we built a playground for it. They grew into beatles and flew away.

But I had the BEST MEMORIES with my hamters. I LOVE HAMSTERS! My first one was abandoned, no i mean, given by my primary school teacher when i was 9. Ms Diana Tien came to my house with its cage and all (actually, i can't remember why she chose me. I must be her favourite! I think i was. Course she was my English teacher and i was ALWAYS more chummy with my English teachers).

It was a fluffy white male. Looked like a crazy scientist. And it peed in its food bowl. Ms Tien said it was probably frightened from the car ride. How sweet...so i bought a leash. And walked him, or rather he walked me under the void deck everyday.

Then i bought him a female..and so the family tree started. I love hamsters because they are SO GREEDY! I love feeding them. They are such fat fur balls. I bought hamster cheese, hamster chocolate, hamster sticks, all variety! Spent much of my allowance on hamster food. Then i realised they eat EVERYTHING! Including the household's leftover cooked rice.

The only thing i was reluctant to spend on were hamster cages. The fancy ones with all those fun stuff inside. Because...i built them their playground with recyclables!

Toilet rolls, legos, doll houses etc.
The babies came and i saw babies eaten, baby body parts around, blood and even deformed babies. I tell you, i was SO sad when i saw one baby born without a leg. And 1 baby fell from the table (took it out when it had a little fur and eyes were already opened) and therefore became paralysed waist down. I felt SO TERRIBLE. Saw it bullied by the rest when they push him away from the mother's nipples. So i spoon-fed him.

He was such a champion, he actually lived till a ripe old age. But his legs miraculously became well again, though weak. Maybe as he grew up, his bones strengthened so that fall didn't really paralysed him. I was GLAD i didn't conduct mercy killing when he was a baby and i felt so painful seeing him suffer. I had wanted to make him CRUTCHES!

I even saw mummy in labour! I was a very curious girl. When i have nothing to do, i sit outside and watch my hamsters sleep, eat, mate.

So one day, i peeped in and i SAW her pushing and wincing in her little house. REALLY! I could feel her pain. Do you think animals feel pain like humans do when in labour?

But alot of animals that i see on Animal Planet were expressionless when they were in labour. The females are usually VERY fierce. I saw how my female killed 2 males. They probably wanted to mate, no, rape her. So she tore their jaw and ripped their balls. No kidding.

I wish digital cameras were in trend then, i would have captured more pictures. But then, it was only film.

I had SO MANY hamsters that i started selling them (only successful once or twice)before people stopped wanting them. Then i had to give them away (surprise gift on my classmate's table). Then i had to persuade my teacher to allow class pets. Finally, pet shops took in my unwanted babies.

It was fun seeing the different colours come out. I was already an expert in cross-breeding them. They mate like there's no tommorrow. It's INCEST. And it turns me on. Not the incest part, but the mating part.

Then, i had to be the smartie and suggest to Bel to bring over her DWARF to mix with my SYRIAN (the big one) so we can have an in-between. My hamster killed hers. It was startled when the little one approached, when it gently swiped, the force was so strong, the dwarf flew to the other side of the cage.

Later i found out from the pet shop, it is impossible to cross dwarfs and syrians. He said even if it was possible, what will come out is just a breathing PIECE OF MEAT. What the......

I miss having hamsters. I think to date, i had 30 hamsters. Maximum 12 at one point. I only hated cleaning the cage oh-so-damn-regularly.

I now have a dwarf rabbit and its rabid. Absolutely nuts. Looks so innocently sweet but attacks you randomly. Only Ivan can tame her.

P.S i am not cruel to animals although i spoke about death. Its all part and parcel of life.

P.P.S there should be round 2 of my clothes. Thank you for your supportive response, i was pleasantly surprised :)

Lelong Lelong

Update: from feedback, i have labelled them better (whaaat...i am not a professional blogshop keeper what.So cheap for quality and style...i let it sell on its own :P)

I also discourage trying as i don't want my clothes to be in public toilets and i would like to preserve it for potential buyers. There is NO editing done on these pics, you see what you get.

To safeguard everyone's interest, once the deal is confirmed over email, i will need you to transfer the total sale to my account( so i won't be waiting at meeting place for a phantom buyer). Once that is received, we will proceed to meet. Since the items are so cheap and transport nowadays is so expensive, i'm afraid to say there can be no refunds (but i'm resonable,case-by-case basis).

Finally got to doing this because of the swollen mouth and therefore home. To make space in my wardrobe, and also not to 'waste' these lovely clothes. Then again, not quite a waste as i usually give them to the Salvation Army.Oh yeah, bringing FASHION to the third world countries! But these are almost BRAND NEW and too good to just give away. So, this....Well, i thought about setting up a stall at Zouk flea market too but it's so hard to get a spot.

I'm selling them not because they are old (i do not have the cheek to be selling unwanted old stuff, i respect my readers), but because either i grew out of it (too much chocolates) or grew too small for it (too much stress).

Actually, i'm not even sure if this sale will be as successful. My readership is NOT that high. But i'm only appealing to friends, friends who always complimented on my dressing. To see if they're interested.

Also, after this post...i am considering making this blog private. He expressed his opinion in preferring to keep our schedules private. And if i cannot blog about what i did with him, which equals to my life, then my blog is going to be so boring (no visuals) :(

Bringing out all these clothes made me take back quite afew as it relinquishes my liking. AARGH!!Nooooo....need to clear!

The below were Bought From AUSTRALIA
(although that doesn't mean it's not made in China. LOL)
Condition: almost new
Size: S (or whatever size you think i am)
$5. Long (covers stomach comfortably) green tube floral top. SOLD
$5. Purple stretchy top.
I think it's meant to be long top. But i would wear it as a dress, with leggings.
$3. Red Corset.

Ok, not quite since it's of cloth material. Ok, initially i thought its too small for me, but wearing it, it's a really tight fit with sexy hook buttons that your man can have a fun time unhooking. I'm selling it at $3 because this is the only peice that looks old though still nice. So if unsold, i will keep it :) and wear it in the XXXroom.Haha. Wouldn't wear it out, i will look like a wrapped dumpling!

$5. Mini blue-black dress.

The below are ALSO Bought From AUSTRALIA
(these are brand new.i feel so painful saying that.)
Condition: BRAND NEW
Size: S or whatever size you think i am$10.Pink fitting v-neck dress.
$15. Grey Sportsgirl X-back dress. SOLD
Costs AUD 80.You can click to enlarge and see the floral detail at neckline.

$10. Red flower halter top.
This was from a famous local designer and i saw Charlotte wearing it in Sex and the City!
$15. Gold shimmy brown silk-latex dress. SOLD
Costs AUD $35.

$10.Long (covers waist) Shiny gold and black top.
I actually bought 2 of this!! It was ThAT nice that i bought 2. WHAT WAS I THINKING!!! Costs AUD 29.
$10. Beaded strap,silk zebra print, chiffon floral. SOLD


$10. The 'teacher skirt' was all in the rage when i left OZ.

Alas, it was one size too big for me (but i really really liked it then). It ends below the knee. This is a size 8 (M) since it's one size bigger than me.

$10. KooKai ruffle layered dress.

$10. Lace top black dress.
$60. Blue fairy dress.
Ok, this i really have to sell it costly because it's of quality and really sweet and such a nice shade of blue! I feel like a fairy in it. Besides, it's brand new! Its abit too big for me now. Just looking at the picture makes me wanna keep it!!! In case i grow fat, then i can wear it! LOL.
$10. Turqoise/ Red silk halter dress. SOLD

Again, i bought TWO of this. In different colours. And never worn it once!

If you won't wear it out, it makes a raunchy bedtime number too. SOLD

Now, onto the shoes.
$20. BRAND NEW. Size 8. Lace black open-toe heels.
I am a size 6, but i liked this SO MUCH i thought i could make myself fit by stuffing tissue. Didn't work, and blew AUD 39.
$5. Size 5. Round ribboned shimmy shoes.

Thought i could squeeze myself in.

HAVEN"T I LEARN MY LESSON!!

$5. Again, Size 5. AAARGH! SOLD
$5. KEDS from Australia. As seen on Misca Burton (is this how you spell her?)from OC.
Brand new but i'm selling it really cheap because i need to warn you, you get blisters from it even though it might be your size. I don't know why! It's the original KEDS and it costs so why does it hurt??!! Or maybe it ISN"T my size, but maybe it's just me. You can try..but no refunds!

The watermelons are SO CUTE though :(
$5. Glittery bronze. SOLD
$20. Vintage wooden bag from Australia. I couldn't resist! SO PRETTY!

Brand new.
And nowhere to take to :( Besides, it can't fit my COMPULSORY one litre water bottle.

Bought from Hongkong, Singapore
Condition: Almost new
Size: S or whatever size you think i am

$5. Not real BEbe.
$5. Ribbon pink dress.

Due to it a little more worn out than the rest.$10. Crochet top dress.$5.Red tube dress.$10.Green beaded halter. Limited design/peice in SG.
$5. Purple beaded halter. Limited design/peice in SG. This is a tight fit one though.$10. White jeweled racer-back dress. Limited design/peice in SG.This is brand new. SOLD
$5. Old faded Levis. Too big for me now.Waist 27, but really hangs at the hip. SOLD
$5. Black chiffon-cotton halter off-shoulder top. SOLD
$5. Black chiffon buttoned shirt. SOLD
$5.Chiffon halter or tube dress. SOLD$15. Brown Tube dress.

Comment on this post with your email if you are interested. We can meet up in Orchard for purchase.

Now i sit and wait. *fingers crossed*

At least i can say i tried clearing my wardrobe.